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kamala harris hired hillary's communications director from 2016, ah, time to watch a 2 year train wreck begin to start

how do anime boys not get tired walking around with their elbows up all the time

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Make friends with your local corvids. Give them one of your data backups for safekeeping.

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im only getting married if my spouse agrees to have the ringbearer be the BigDog robot from boston dynamics

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you might not have known this, but google - the company you use for searching, email, maps, translation, data storage, watching videos, voice assistant tech, backing up your phone, storing photos, finding images, making purchases, making your phone's operating system, advertising, providing webfonts, running website analytics, providing captcha authentication, and browsing the internet - might be tracking you

the time between Christmas and New Year's is the most bizarre disorienting liminal space

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giving everyone that tries to explain homestuck to me the ring style "seven days" calls

I read the word "coelacanth" ONCE and now my idiot brain has been chanting "coelacanth and coelawon't" for the past 5 hours

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microsoft products:
βœ… (Power)Point
βœ… Edge
βœ… Surface
❌ Volume

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dating is whack. relationships are whack. the only form of interpersonal connection that matters is,, the kind where you and someone else use each other as an excuse to eat at restaurants

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pol, unpopular opinion, general cw Show more

not everything that smells good tastes good, but does everything that tastes good smell good?

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G+ breach, amusment. Show more

how does a company like Google fuck up something so simple

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Google+ dies faster as Google :google: admits 2nd big data breach within three months:

blog.google/technology/safety-

– bug impacted approximately 52.5 million users
– Google decided to expedite the shut-down of all Google+ APIs
– Google+ EOL is in April 2019 instead of August 2019

#google #googleplus #databreach #leak #socialnetwork #infosec #cybersecurity #security

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*horrible bug happens in google plus, exposing massive amounts of user data*
google: hmm. let's pretend it didn't happen because cambridge analytica is going on right now and we don't wanna draw attention
[6 MONTHS PASS]
google: hey so we got hacked a while ago and we're shutting down google plus soon
[A FEW MONTHS PASS]
google: hey uhhhh we fucked up with google plus again so we're shutting it down more quicker now (blog.google/technology/safety-)
google: please send us your location data. we want to know where you are every second of the day. we'll keep the info safe and secure don't worry

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if u 5 or more cats ur legally obligated to explain how that happened whenever u have guests as soon as they walk in and the story is almost always, "yeah they were just here and what was i gonna do i just kept feeding them"

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